Bethenny’s ‘Scary Island’ Crab Cakes
All of the spice, none of the insanity. Read more >>
Harry Hamlin’s Ham (Turkey) Burgers
An ode to one of my favorite Real Housewives husbands, Mr. Harry Hamlin. Read more >>
Real For Real by Shannon Beador
I made Shannon Beador’s “cream cheese stuffed salmon” so you don’t have to! Read more >>
Drink Like A Housewife
Happy New Year! As a treat, here are 5 cocktails inspired by our favorite Housewives (Ramona’s signature vodka soda recipe not included, sorry). Read more >>
SUR Baked Goat Cheese Balls
Crispy on the outside, creamy on the inside (and way less messy than a typical episode of Vanderpump Rules). Read more >>
Squash (The Bee) Soup
A hearty fall/winter soup, inspired by the ladies of RHOBH, season 4 (with a special guest appearance from the bee who sparked the Carlton/Kyle feud). Read more >>
In Memoriam: Giggy Vanderpump
We’ll never forget his larger-than-life presence, ability to steal a scene, or fabulous outfits (read through for a pup-friendly recipe you can make at home). Read more >>
Below Deck’s “Breakfast Special”
When the guests are fussy, the weather is bad, and the captain is yelling, give ‘em a breakfast special that’ll keep things ship-shape (an espresso martini will help, too). Read more >>
Mamaw’s Beer Cheese
In honor of Jax & Brittany being fired, here’s Mamaw’s famous beer cheese (pair with Bud Light & Tito’s for best results). Read more >>
“It’s Not About The Pasta” Pasta
Pasta so tasty, it might start a screaming match in the middle of WeHo (and some thoughts on the role of substances in the early seasons of our beloved Vanderpump Rules). Read more >>
Rice-A-RHONY
A vibrant, fresh chicken & rice bowl that will have you feelin’ Jovani (or at, the very least, like you have better taste than the RHONY cast). Read more >>
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“You have to get a hobby [and it might as well be cooking more CBB recipes].” — Bethenny Frankel/me
Bethenny’s Scary Island Crab Cakes
“You’re a cook, not a chef!”
Harry Hamlin’s Ham(Turkey) Burgers
Juicier than an infidelity rumor!
Real For Real Herb Salmon
Don’t forget to add 9 lemons (on the side! for luck!).
Drink Like A Housewife
Best enjoyed after a long shift at SUR.
SUR’s Baked Goat Cheese Balls
Best enjoyed after a long shift at SUR.
Squash (The Bee) Soup
The bee was squashed, but the beef? It had only just begun.
In Remembrance: Giggy Vanderpump
In honor of Bravo’s First Dog.
Below Deck’s “Breakfast Special”
An ode to Chefs Ben, Adrian, Kevin, Rachel, Adam, and sweet, sweet Kiko.
Mamaw’s Beer Cheese
Goodby, Jax & Brittany.
Rice-A-RHONY
Chic(ken) C’est La Vie.
“It’s Not About The Pasta” Pasta
A Sexy Unique Pasta.
