Bethenny’s ‘Scary Island’ Crab Cakes
All of the spice, none of the insanity. Read more >>
Harry Hamlin’s Ham (Turkey) Burgers
An ode to one of my favorite Real Housewives husbands, Mr. Harry Hamlin. Read more >>
Real For Real by Shannon Beador
I made Shannon Beador’s “cream cheese stuffed salmon” so you don’t have to! Read more >>
Drink Like A Housewife
Happy New Year! As a treat, here are 5 cocktails inspired by our favorite Housewives (Ramona’s signature vodka soda recipe not included, sorry). Read more >>
SUR Baked Goat Cheese Balls
Crispy on the outside, creamy on the inside (and way less messy than a typical episode of Vanderpump Rules). Read more >>
Squash (The Bee) Soup
A hearty fall/winter soup, inspired by the ladies of RHOBH, season 4 (with a special guest appearance from the bee who sparked the Carlton/Kyle feud). Read more >>
In Memoriam: Giggy Vanderpump
We’ll never forget his larger-than-life presence, ability to steal a scene, or fabulous outfits (read through for a pup-friendly recipe you can make at home). Read more >>
Below Deck’s “Breakfast Special”
When the guests are fussy, the weather is bad, and the captain is yelling, give ‘em a breakfast special that’ll keep things ship-shape (an espresso martini will help, too). Read more >>
Mamaw’s Beer Cheese
In honor of Jax & Brittany being fired, here’s Mamaw’s famous beer cheese (pair with Bud Light & Tito’s for best results). Read more >>
“It’s Not About The Pasta” Pasta
Pasta so tasty, it might start a screaming match in the middle of WeHo (and some thoughts on the role of substances in the early seasons of our beloved Vanderpump Rules). Read more >>
Rice-A-RHONY
A vibrant, fresh chicken & rice bowl that will have you feelin’ Jovani (or at, the very least, like you have better taste than the RHONY cast). Read more >>
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“You have to get a hobby [and it might as well be cooking more CBB recipes].” — Bethenny Frankel/me
Bethenny’s Scary Island Crab Cakes
“You’re a cook, not a chef!”
Harry Hamlin’s Ham(Turkey) Burgers
Juicier than an infidelity rumor!
Real For Real Herb Salmon
Don’t forget to add 9 lemons (on the side! for luck!).
Drink Like A Housewife
Best enjoyed after a long shift at SUR.
SUR’s Baked Goat Cheese Balls
Best enjoyed after a long shift at SUR.
In Remembrance: Giggy Vanderpump
In honor of Bravo’s First Dog.
Below Deck’s “Breakfast Special”
An ode to Chefs Ben, Adrian, Kevin, Rachel, Adam, and sweet, sweet Kiko.
“It’s Not About The Pasta” Pasta
A Sexy Unique Pasta.
