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Bethenny’s ‘Scary Island’ Crab Cakes

All of the spice, none of the insanity. Read more >>

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Harry Hamlin’s Ham (Turkey) Burgers

An ode to one of my favorite Real Housewives husbands, Mr. Harry Hamlin. Read more >>

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Real For Real by Shannon Beador

I made Shannon Beador’s “cream cheese stuffed salmon” so you don’t have to! Read more >>

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Drink Like A Housewife

Happy New Year! As a treat, here are 5 cocktails inspired by our favorite Housewives (Ramona’s signature vodka soda recipe not included, sorry). Read more >>

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SUR Baked Goat Cheese Balls

Crispy on the outside, creamy on the inside (and way less messy than a typical episode of Vanderpump Rules). Read more >>

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Squash (The Bee) Soup

A hearty fall/winter soup, inspired by the ladies of RHOBH, season 4 (with a special guest appearance from the bee who sparked the Carlton/Kyle feud). Read more >>

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In Memoriam: Giggy Vanderpump

We’ll never forget his larger-than-life presence, ability to steal a scene, or fabulous outfits (read through for a pup-friendly recipe you can make at home). Read more >>

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Below Deck’s “Breakfast Special”

When the guests are fussy, the weather is bad, and the captain is yelling, give ‘em a breakfast special that’ll keep things ship-shape (an espresso martini will help, too). Read more >>

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Mamaw’s Beer Cheese

In honor of Jax & Brittany being fired, here’s Mamaw’s famous beer cheese (pair with Bud Light & Tito’s for best results). Read more >>

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“It’s Not About The Pasta” Pasta

Pasta so tasty, it might start a screaming match in the middle of WeHo (and some thoughts on the role of substances in the early seasons of our beloved Vanderpump Rules). Read more >>

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Rice-A-RHONY

A vibrant, fresh chicken & rice bowl that will have you feelin’ Jovani (or at, the very least, like you have better taste than the RHONY cast). Read more >>

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